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You see lots and lots of movies these days with stunning special effects and fascinating stories. Film Industry has progressed a lot in the last 2 decades. But there are still some directors and film makers who make you feel like an idiot when you go to the theater. They make such films which have no baseline for story at all, unbelievably excessive amount of action and some scenes which intend to give thrilling experience but the only thing you do is laugh at the director. Here we have collected 5 of those movies.
A SOUND OF THUNDER
Well, this has to be one of the most pathetic movies ever made in the modern era. You can’t make a movie worst than that. First of all it was meant to be a science fiction which I don’t understand how. Secondly the SPECIAL EFFECTS. Oh my GOD. In the year 2005, if they make movies with special effects like this then I reckon they should not make movies anymore. If I were to categorize this movie then the only category I’d put it to is WTF.
10,000 BC
I can’t avoid laughing whenever this movie comes into my mind. They tried to make it an action movie and some kind of thriller as well but they ended up making a comedy. The movie is set in the STONE AGE or perhaps the METAL AGE, I don’t know but what I do know is that they never spoke ENGLISH in those times. 
Imagine people talking in English in 10000 BC. Mel Gibson made APOCALYPTO and he used some AFRICAN TRIBAL language in that movie just to match the era it was supposed to be set in. Why not in this movie ? The acting, direction and the story are also one of the most pathetic pieces of crap.
BANGKOK DANGEROUS
I can only say what a SUPER STEALTH ASSASSIN. An assassin who never leaves a single trail of his work and lives a lonely life with a very low profile ends up giving LESSONS to a KID who LOVES to be an assassin. I don’t get it. The man who keeps very low profile not only shoots a purse snatcher on the road but also explains to a BLIND girl that it was not what it LOOKED like. Well I wasted my precious time watching that HIGH CLASS MOVIE.
SHOOT ‘EM UP
O MY GOD. That’s all. A man with such amazing skills comes to save a girl and her kid out of no where and guess what he keeps a few kilos of carrots with himself all the time. Beware of a carrot because you can get yourself killed by it. He can shoot a thin rod with a pistol while running at full speed. But the villain can’t shoot a baby with a BLOODY SNIPER. Well that’s not all. The hero has such brilliance and expertise that he can not only gain control over REFLEX ACTIONS but he can use his BROKEN FINGERS to open a door. Short story, If you want to laugh for some time watch this movie and laugh at the director. What a piece of shit.
FAR CRY
I think they just wanted the action to be INSTALLED in the movie just like the game. It doesn’t make any sense. The movie is just a waste of time, can’t find the story, one man can clear the entire island with nothing but his so called SKILLS. The highly trained and skilled soldiers of the team working on the island just stand in front of the hero to be killed. He even beats the Genetic Beasts and still doesn’t get a single scratch. I think every country should have some soldiers like the hero of the movie who can take over any opposition alone.
Ignore my language, I couldn’t manage my anger perhaps I should watch ANGER MANAGEMENT again.
Shoot em’ up is supposed to be an over the top parody of an action film, I suppose that was lost on you though.
Bah,
You didn’t even review any really bad movies. ( Uwe Boll’s stuff )
Shoot’em up is the best action movie that I’ve seen in a while. The plot was weak and stuff but it had action and kept me entertained for the duration of the movie.
10,000 BC wasn’t great movie but worst, hardly.
Check out some really bad movies to get some perspective
Most of these Movies are shit but Shoot Em’ Up was cool because the film doesn’t take itself that seriously.
Far Cry as a film….how daft! Someone might even think about doing Tomb Raider! … Oh.
Many people actually enjoyed Shoot em up. Few get the fact that it is in fact a parody of action films. A very well done parody obviously because the post here considers a straight forward action film.
I see none of the most recent work of Matt Damon, George Clooney, or Brad Pitt. Their past few releases have been sheer and utter shit.
Goozefraba.
Fun list and enjoyable to read.
However, I don’t think there was any real thought behind it.
It almost seems as if you are disliking the movies only for the sake of disliking them.
I haven’t seen Sound of Thunder or Bangkok Dangerous, but let’s start off with 10.000 BC.
“Imagine people talking in English in 10000 BC.” What a ridiculous point.
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That’s like saying “Schindler’s List was awful. Imagine people speaking English in Germany during WW2!
The direction really wasn’t awful, however the entire movie sounds like(and probably was) entirely dubbed after shooting, and unskillfully at that.
I’ll admit that this one isn’t great.
Now, Shoot ‘em up is definitely better than Far-Cry. Let’s face it, Uwe Boll is just plain awful!
But, there is an important factor in both of these movies that you are definitely missing.
Neither of the movies were poorly directed, nor had they lack of budget. But the thing is, you are supposed to have a laugh.
They both these movies embody ‘entertainment’. They are not intellectually stimulating or have have an elaborate sub-story, but as soon as you accept the silliness you can start enjoying yourself.
Speaking of silly movies.
Why isn’t ‘The Spirit’ on that list?
“Imagine people talking in English in 10000 BC.”
…you mean “speaking” English.
“…and he used some AFRICAN TRIBAL language in that movie just to match…”
…and you mean Central American (I’m pretty sure it was Mayan, some quick googling would have made you look more legitimate)
please don’t discuss language without having any idea how to use it yourself
Great but you forgot Alone in the Dark II
man alive if you want to see som Dual Weilding ak 47 with no recoil,
this is the one to watch.
shoot em up was not suppose to be taken seriously dumbass.
Wow – You really didn’t get Shoot ‘em Up, did you?
You should probably do some research and learn about movies before you say things like “Shoot Em Up” was a piece of shit. Even Rotten Tomatoes gives it a 67% fresh. At least make it seem like you work, because a posting with 5 movie posters and less than 700 words is pretty crappy. Especially since you can’t even pick 5 crappy movies right.
Black zero thought he was cool and got pwnd by his comments. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stumble thumbs up for the comments.